Halloween Meme

~VAMPIRE~
[ ] You'd Rather Be Pale Than Tan.
[ ] You Like To Eat Or Drink Red Things.
[ ] You're Lustful/Sexual.
[ ] When You're Kissing Someone, You Tend To Bite Them.
[ ] You're Dark, Mysterious, And Seductive.
[x] You've Tasted Your Own Blood Before And Liked It. 
[x] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others. (I'm awkward as fuck.)
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night
Total: 3

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~
[ ] You're Incredibly Lustful/Sexual.  
[ ] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind.
[ ] You Could Make Someone Completely In Love With You By Merely Kissing Them.
[ ] You're Not A Virgin.
[ ] You Burn Through Lovers Quickly.
[ ] You Can Make Love With Someone And Drop Them In The Same Breath.
[ ] If You Don't "Feed" Your Lust, You Go Insane.
[x] You Have Strong/Long Nails. (My family calls them daggers)
[ ] You Could Get Nearly Anyone You Want.
Total: 1

~WEREWOLF~
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You Love The Moon.
[x] You're Very Loyal. (I guess?)
[x] If You Love Someone, You'll Do Whatever You Possibly Can To Protect Them.
[ ] You Would Go On A Devastated Rampage Should Your Loved Ones Be Harmed.
[x] You Like Dogs.
[ ] You're fairly Sturdy in stature.
[x] You're Either A Good Leader Or A Solitary Person.
[ ] You Have A Hard Time Controlling Yourself Half Of The Time.
Total: 5

~NEKO(Cat-Person)/WERECAT~
[x] You Like Cats.
[ ] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You Like Gymnastics.
[ ] You Love To Eat Seafood.
[/] You're Affectionate And Cozy.
[x] If Someone Is Able To Sneak Up On You And Startle You, You Jump Up Or Swat At Them.
[x] You Like Yarn.
[x] You Like Chasing Things. (LASOR POINTERS)
[ ] You're An Excellent Hunter/Fighter. (No idea)
Total: 4.5


~ZOMBIE~
[ ] You're An Outcast.
[ ] You Feel As If You're Not Truly Alive.
[ ] You'll Moan When You're Hurt Rather Than Scream Or Cry
[x] You Tend To Zone Out.
[x] You Don't Feel Very Smart.
[ ] You Like Worms.
[x] You Like Taking Things Slowly. (I guess???)
[ ] You Like Odd Foods.
[x] You Prefer To Suffer In Silence.
[x] You Don't Get Much Sleep.
Total: 4

~SPIRIT/GHOST~
[ ] You're Invisible.
[ ] You Have An Oddly Eerie Presence.
[ ] You Can Send Chills Down A Person's Spine Just By Looking At Them.
[x] You Have Messy Hair That Is Partially/Completely In Your Face.
[ ] You're Incredibly Gentle.
[ ] You're Very Shy Around Someone You Find Attractive
[ ] You Tend To Simply Disappear When no One's Looking.
[ ] You Enjoy Scaring People.
[x] You Like The Indoors.
[ ] You Are Deeply Connected To The Ones You Love No Matter What Happens.
Total: 2

~GHOUL~
[ ] You Will Eat Just About Anything.
[ ] You Like To Attack People Verbally Or Physically
[ ] You Are Thrilled If You Can Make Someone Bleed.
[ ] You Wouldn't Care If You Hurt Someone As Long As You Can Get What You Want From Them.
[ ] You Like Stalking People.
[ ] You Find It Fun To Crawl Into Tight, Small, Cramped, Dirty Spaces.
[x] You Get Hungry Easily.
[ ] You Like Torture. (Never tortured someone, so I can't say)
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You Like The Idea Of Being Insane. (Not sure)
Total: 1


~WITCH~
[ ] You're Into Wicca/Paganism.
[?] You Like Magical Objects.
[x] You Believe In Magic.
[ ] You Perform Odd Rituals On A Daily Basis.
[ ] People Find You Intolerably Cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You Feel Deeply In Touch With Nature And Hate Industrialization.
[x] You Love Black Cats/Ravens.
[ ] You Practice Voodoo
[ ] You Tend To Laugh Hysterically While Picking Up On Someone You Find Attractive.
Total: 2

~SHAPE-SHIFTER~
[x] You Have Different Personalities (If by that you mean "act differently around different people")
[ ] Your Style Could Change From Goth To Preppy In The Same Second.
[ ] You Have More Than One Lover.
[ ] You're Unpredictable.
[ ] You Would Change Yourself Entirely To Fit In.
[x] You Are Fond Of Many Different Things.
[ ] You Can Easily Get Out Of Trouble By Changing Your Demeanor.
[ ] You often say one thing and mean another.
[ ] You Like To Leave Your Clothes On The Floor After Taking Them Off.
Total: 2


~DEMON~
[ ] You Have A Very Bad Temper.
[ ] You're Usually Angry.
[ ] You Have To Make Other People Miserable With Every Breath That You Take.
[ ] You Worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You Could Do Just About Anything Bad To Someone And Feel Proud.
[x] You Laugh When Other People Are Hurt. (Schadenfruede)
[ ] Physically Harming Someone Turns You On.
[/] You Respond To An Insult By Viciously Attacking The Other Person.
Total: 1.5

~ANGEL~
[x] You're A Very Good Person. (People tell me I am)
[ ] You Take Care With Everything You Do.
[x] You Can Be Extremely Serious.
[ ] You're Gentle And Kind To Even Your Worst Enemies.
[/] You Cannot Hold A Grudge Against Anyone. (Depends on what they did.)
[x] You Would Gladly Endure Anything For The Sake Of The Ones You Love.
[x] You're A Virgin/Have Never Kissed Anyone Apart From Family.
[ ] People See You As Being Very Pure
[/] You Are Obedient And Follow Rules Without Question.
[x] You Love God.
Total: 6


~Fairy/ELF~
[ ] You Enchant People.
[ ] You Like Organic Things.
[ ] You're Almost Always Smiling.
[ ] You Love The World Around You.
[x] You Get Attached To Animals Easily. (Spend two minutes with a cat, and I love them)
[ ] You're A Walking-Talking Chick-Flick/Prince-Charming.
[ ] You Fall In Love Easily.
[ ] You Don't HATE Anyone.
[ ] You Have A Very Bright/Bubbly/Friendly Personality.
[x] You like long hair
Total: 2


Apparently I'm an angel. Thanatos must be rubbing off on me.